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Davidtheist

An individual who is religiously Davidtheistic, or religion is Davidtheism. A Davidtheist is a very smart person, who preys to Georgie and Luis Christ.
Person 1: “Are you a Davidtheist?”
Person 2: “Actually, yes I am. It’s the best religion in the world.”
by lovelyyylol November 4, 2021
mugGet the Davidtheistmug.

Haile Middle School

Carlos E. Haile Middle School, is a hell hole disguised as a school. It’s disgusting, musty, and the kids are all pendejos. The teachers suck and 3 of them have been arrested. If you have the chance to go to Haile, don’t take it. Take my advice, the school is shit you’re better off going to Braden River, Mona Jain, Nolan, or somewhere else. Get away from that contraption of a school. And it’s not cool or funny that the school is horrible, it’s filled with spoiled suburban wanna be ghetto gringos. Fuck that school and everyone who goes to it
FUCK HAILE MIDDLE SCHOOL 🏫
by lovelyyylol December 17, 2021
mugGet the Haile Middle Schoolmug.

alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and support dream SMP. Usually things like big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. You’ll probably find these animals wild in Hot Topic, most likely wearing tall platoformed buckled boots, fishnets, a pixie cut with dyed hair, and a gay flag pin everywhere. They tend to get offended over everything, even if it’s not aimed towards them, and you might not want to get too close to them because they might bark at you. They say cringey things like. “Bark” “Ruff!” “Pog! “Swag” “XD” “UwU” and “/j” they probably have a Hatsune Miku fanpage, and usually do cosplays but make it 99% weird accessories and 1% cosplay. Another thing these weird alt girls do is use “pronouns” like “Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeym, Bun/Bunself, Pumpkin/Pumpkinself, Zer/Zerself, Kitten/Kittenself” and etc. If you don’t “respect their pronouns” you’ll probably get canceled and barked at.
George: “Ew, look at that weird alt gurl.”
Jorge: “Gross. You’re right. Don’t get too close to it, it might bark at you.”
by lovelyyylol November 4, 2021
mugGet the alt gurlmug.

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