Definitions by lorraine scott

pie head 

Someone whos totally thick as a brick, hasnt got two brain cells to rub together!

Fucking think aboutwhat youre doing man, you fucking pie head!

pie head by lorraine scott September 4, 2006

the nash 

The dreaded national heath service

"Hey your tits are wonky!", "I know, I got them done on the nash!"

the nash by lorraine scott August 30, 2006

northern lassy

A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.

Hey what a canny lass, must be a northern lassy!

I want to marry a northern lassy!

northern lassy by lorraine scott August 29, 2006