northern lassy

A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.

Hey what a canny lass, must be a northern lassy!

I want to marry a northern lassy!

by lorraine scott August 29, 2006

pie head

Someone whos totally thick as a brick, hasnt got two brain cells to rub together!

Fucking think aboutwhat youre doing man, you fucking pie head!

by lorraine scott September 4, 2006

the nash

The dreaded national heath service

"Hey your tits are wonky!", "I know, I got them done on the nash!"

by lorraine scott August 30, 2006