Definitions by lord nobcheese

wanker 

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

wanker by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

shanks 

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

shanks by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006

wankstain 

A politician. The only politicians worth any respect are a few dead ones

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"

wankstain by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006