Definitions by lord anton

rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese by lord anton June 24, 2025

what the poom? 

an expression of annoyance and/or surprise; used in place of profanities such as “what the fuck?”

“you slept with my mother? what the poom?!”

what the poom? by lord anton August 19, 2024