1 definition by lololvoikoakek

Jock

A dumbass who plays football all day, gets low grades, and who thinks he is a true athlete. After high school, he ends up as a cashier in Tesco, and cannot understand why he isn't playing for England in the world cup.

Other things:
-Only dates slutty girls
-Parents are rich idiots
-Eats loads but never gets fat.

Jock: Hey Mate. Wanna play some "footy" lad?
Normal person: No thanks..I'm quite busy...
Jock: I guess some people just can't play football...
Normal person: Keep your thoughts to yourself!
Jock: (In a Retarded tone) Awww! Are ywou cwying!?
Normal person: Ffs...
Jock:..............I only cry sweat........
Normal person: OH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID JOCK!

by lololvoikoakek January 4, 2010