Sex

Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely
Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.
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Japan

Also called Weebistan

Random islands

Hates Bing Chilling(China)

Has these propaganda called “anime”

Constantly sucks AmeriKKKa dick

also called porn republic(I know I know it has an “emperor” who the fuck gives a damn) due to people constantly making porn out of anime
Guy 1: damn bro my parents said we going to Japan

Guy 2: shit you gonna die there

Guy 1: PLEASE HELP ME I DONT WANNA GO THERE
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