lober's definitions

chewicide

being a glutton. eating way more, and often than necessary than required. also eating an overly large amount of junk food that is bad for you

once again Bob was at McDonalds attempting chewicide by attempting to eat 20 Big Macs in 1/2 hour

by lober July 26, 2012

bi-ker

a bisexual biker type. usually a female.

person1: "dude, that bi-ker is giving you the eye"
person2: "looks like her girlfriend might be up for it too. let's ride!"

by lober June 22, 2009

celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.

person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"

by lober June 13, 2009

lober

someone who is chronically caught up in some intellectual problem or another. a cerebral person. a person that makes full use of their frontal lobes. a very smart person who may at times become oblivious to their physical self, and or surroundings because they are so caught up in thinking about mentally challenging concepts or puzzles.

person 1: i see jaques put his shoes on the wrong feet again.

person 2: yeah he's been so caught up in figuring out the unified field theory, it's surprising he remembers to eat.

person 1: what a lober

by lober June 11, 2009