11 definition by lober

Combination of the names of Sarah Palin and her attorney Thomas Van Flein. rhymes with Van Halen.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
by lober July 05, 2009

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being a glutton. eating way more, and often than necessary than required. also eating an overly large amount of junk food that is bad for you
once again Bob was at McDonalds attempting chewicide by attempting to eat 20 Big Macs in 1/2 hour
by lober March 11, 2012

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a digital edition of the bible or any other religious text.
1st person: it is written with the coming of Sarah Palin we are nearing the end of days.
2nd person: really dude? let me check the iBle app on my iphone.
by lober June 06, 2010

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a bisexual biker type. usually a female.
person1: "dude, that bi-ker is giving you the eye"
person2: "looks like her girlfriend might be up for it too. let's ride!"
by lober June 22, 2009

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