lily beetle's definitions

spazz-badge

Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.

Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!

by lily beetle January 10, 2016

Pewit

Poorly Educated White Indigenous Trash

The Pewit bird is declining in numbers in overcrowded little Britain, but not the human Pewit; (Poorly Educated White Indigenous Trash) who, thanks to unemployment and generous State benefits are successfully breeding and creating a continuing demographic time-bomb.

by lily beetle May 4, 2015

Caninophile

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.

Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.

by lily beetle October 27, 2014