yesternium

A new element in the periodic table that alters the past.
Specifically the past millennium.

80's radio announcer: Time travel to the past 1000 years in a jiffy is now possible thanks to the discovery of the element: yesternium!

by lilsnsh July 08, 2019

solleyh

What the guard said when you can't hear him clearly over the phone.

Bro: (picking up call) Hello?
Guard: Solleyh
Bro: Okay let him in.

by lilsnsh July 08, 2019

cincalo'

(shin-shuh-lo')
Gourmet high quality fermented shrimp paste, usually eaten with lime zest and pinch of Malaccan sea salt.
Best served cold with southeast-Asian huskless braised paddy grass seeds. Yum.

Customer: I would like to order a gourmet cincalo' please.
Waiter: Yupececuodi! The best choice made tonight in our restaurant, sir. Well done!

by lilsnsh July 08, 2019