Definitions by lil swervy

Cumchute challenge 

When a person who is skydiving has to ejaculate to completion before they can open their parachute.

“Dude should I do the cumchute challenge when I go skydiving today?”

Cumchute challenge by lil swervy June 28, 2019

Peyton 

A guy who fails at asking out any girl he DM’s

“Man I feel like a Peyton, I can’t believe I got rejected by her.”

Peyton by lil swervy March 31, 2019

Captain LongSack 

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

Captain LongSack by lil swervy March 30, 2019