Turmousaladuck

Since 2021 when I originally defined “turmousaladuck”, more discoveries have been made - turmousaladucks are not only a wonderful creature with the body of a llama, shell of a turtle, beak and wings of a duck, and tail of a mouse, but they also are the solutions to many world problems. Their spit contains rare elements with amazing medicinal properties, but their shells also grant one wish to whoever inherits them (when a turmousaladuck trusts you, it can give you its shell - this is the highest honor one can receive in turmousaladuck society)

Rebekah: Hey kyle! What’s that shell you got there?

Kyle: it’s from my friend chorky, the turmousaladuck

Rebekah: no way - that’s sick!

by lil chorks (aka anonymous :3 ) August 11, 2024

Chorky

Chorky, Chork - pronounced with a “ch” as in cheese, not “sh” as in shark

Can have both positive and negative connotations, but generally refers to a person either as an adjective or a name. Chorky encompasses any odd or frustrating behaviors, while also encompassing the essence of being and affection. Chorky is love, Chorky is life, but Chorky is also how you describe your father when his fart stinks.

Origin: A high school the musical bad lip reading video in which Gabriella refers to Troy as “Chorky” the entire time

Positive:

“Hey Chorky! What’s up!”

“I love making soup with Kyle - he’s a real Chorky!”
Negative:

“Stop being such a Chorky!”
“That’s real Chorky behavior - give me back the rat right now!!!”

by lil chorks (aka anonymous :3 ) July 14, 2025