A polish last name - family of catholic bafooned idiots that live in the woods. Distinct qualities of a Witucki includes spending time shooting anything and everything they see move, constant bitch face, drink out of old random containers, didn’t have a good childhood, loses virginity at 14, large chest, smells like smoke, republican, and overall is a complete hick.
“Hey Rick! I heard from Maybell Lily that there be a Witucki in the bar over in them woods! Also heard they spent there whole last check playing slots last week!”
by lighting mcqueef December 21, 2019
Andy is an interesting person you’ll meet. He’s a nice and relaxing guy when you get know him. But conveys a wide-range of emotions. Like stubbornness, like when people are being jackasses about things. Or, just being a plain ol’ silly goof with you and your mates having a good time. There’s also a special shut down mode where he just loses absolute control of emotions and doesn’t care about anything what so ever that is being told to him. Frankly, Andy is nonetheless a great person to hang and let off a bunch of steam with, since he wields a range of emotions too. Give it time, he’ll eventually become one of your biggest and bestest friends.
by Lighting McQueef March 24, 2018