4 definition by life is a joke

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Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .
I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens
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by life is a joke September 13, 2020

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Di
some people think Di stands for Destination imagination but It relay stands for Dick imagination heaven for a girl and hell for a boy. you have to put on a play withe constant threat of getting raped/harassed by a bunch of girls .You always have to be prepared to be locked in a room and forced to kiss someone.
He is in Di I fell bad for Him.
by life is a joke September 14, 2020

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School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .
I hate school its the worst place on earth
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by life is a joke September 16, 2020

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Hamilton Humaltin
Hamilton is the coolest guy, also owner of the coolest website
That guys a Hamilton Humaltin,

I wish I could be a Hamilton Humaltin
by life is a joke September 16, 2020

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