Definitions by leon von oren

Decorate the baby's room 

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

Decorate the baby's room by leon von oren February 26, 2019

wet susan 

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.

I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.

wet susan by leon von oren January 3, 2011