Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 23, 2019

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011