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Text in a sensitive document which has been censored by covering it with black ink to make it illegible.
"Hold that $50,000 travel expense check up to the light and make sure you can't see 'Hookers and Blow' in the memo through the redacto."
by leftiger March 12, 2019
Get the Redacto mug.A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.
Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'
by leftiger March 16, 2019
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