all humphried up

1.) to have a crush on someone
2.) to be obsessed with someone or something

I think she's all humphried up over that guy.

I'm all humphried up about Doritos.

by Lefter Gasping January 22, 2008

jock strap

1.) the female equivalent of douche bag
2.) a word that bridges the gap between Bitch and C U Next Tuesday.

That girl had way too much to drink, and she acted like a total jock strap all night.

What's her name? Oh yeah, she's kinda strappy, right?

Fuck you, you jock strap.

by Lefter Gasping February 01, 2008

Eli Manning

1.) Legend
2.) Patriots Killer

Eli Manning is now a bonafide New York Legend.

by Lefter Gasping February 04, 2008

thirty piece

when a girl is a 10 in all three vital categories: face, body, personality. hence, 10 x 3 = 30.

That girl is fine. She's a dime. But that one over there is a thirty piece.

by lefter gasping April 25, 2008