lefter gasping's definitions

all humphried up

1.) to have a crush on someone
2.) to be obsessed with someone or something

I think she's all humphried up over that guy.

I'm all humphried up about Doritos.

by Lefter Gasping January 21, 2008

jock strap

1.) the female equivalent of douche bag
2.) a word that bridges the gap between Bitch and C U Next Tuesday.

That girl had way too much to drink, and she acted like a total jock strap all night.

What's her name? Oh yeah, she's kinda strappy, right?

Fuck you, you jock strap.

by Lefter Gasping February 1, 2008

thirty piece

when a girl is a 10 in all three vital categories: face, body, personality. hence, 10 x 3 = 30.

That girl is fine. She's a dime. But that one over there is a thirty piece.

by lefter gasping April 24, 2008

Eli Manning

1.) Legend
2.) Patriots Killer

Eli Manning is now a bonafide New York Legend.

by Lefter Gasping February 3, 2008