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Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018