Definitions by lav machine

mellors 

someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.

Stop being such a mellors
Gosh you are a bit of a mellors today

mellors by lav machine April 30, 2004

crombie 

1. Someone who shags anyone who looks at her in establishments of the night.
2. A fat bitch
3. Someone who wanna be popular but ain't
4. Someone who is as ugly as fuck so guys only look at her cos her legs can't stay shut

Bloody hell crombie is at it again
Look at crombie thinking she is the 'it' girl

crombie by lav machine April 30, 2004