2 definitions by laurence of alaybia
these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
by laurence of alaybia February 27, 2011
Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia February 27, 2011