imho

(ey`em`ach`oh)abbv. In My Humble Opinion 1. an internet acronym used to qualify a statement made by someone who
(a) thinks every utterance they ever made is TRUTH, not just an opinion, and,
(b) has never experienced anything remotely like humility
2. a phrase used on the internet to excuse anything stated just previous, no matter how vile, personal and insulting.

1. "chicas in chatroomz can alwayz tell i m teh 1 tru hottie. i ownz, imho"
2. "omg. wtf. you are a worthless of piece of crap. lol. the internet would be a better place if you would just die. STFU. GTFO ... imho"

by Lane May 02, 2004

lurk

in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list

"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"

by Lane May 02, 2004

dilf

Damn I Like to Fuck!!!

by LANE October 26, 2003

ROLF

(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.

"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"

by Lane May 01, 2004

TT

a funky fresh foolio that plays soccer and chats on MySpace all day long. She is also owned by Danae. (See Danae for Definition)

Danae: TT get me sumthing to eat.
TT: ok darling. w/e u say.

by lane April 25, 2005