Definitions by lady wordsmith

The Senior NCO 

When you get a man in the mood and confirm he has a raging hard-on, then swipe his phone quickly and call his grandparents on speakerphone. He then has to talk to his grandma/grandpa with a boner.

"I can't call my Papa Ortiz back after that ol' homeless lady gave me The Senior NCO!"

The Senior NCO by Lady Wordsmith May 18, 2020

Twatmongrel 

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

Twatmongrel by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009