Definitions by kung-fu jesus

free willy 

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

free willy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

boys' love 

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA

Man-boys' love

boys' love by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flagship 

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

Flagship by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

squealing like a virgin 

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

squealing like a virgin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

1-series 

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

1-series by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

Paper or plastic? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004