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Definitions by kung-fu jesus

free willy 

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition
free willy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

boys' love 

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA
boys' love by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flagship 

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.
Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.
Flagship by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

squealing like a virgin 

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.
I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

1-series 

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.
The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.
1-series by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004