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Definitions by kuma

Philosophy teacher. Talks at about the speed of a hummingbird on speed. May or may not be a pathological liar. Did the Cheese Story actually happen? Does Boguski Island really exist? We'll never know.
"Hey, Mr. Boguski, ever been to Verona?"
"Why, yes, I have. And while I was there I ended up getting chased through the piazza by two Italian thugs after accidentally ordering $850 worth of cheese . . ."
Boguski by Kuma February 26, 2004
I kicked a cat the other day . . . today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me.
Karma by Kuma February 26, 2004

Spandex space 

Noun - the mysterious place where Heero keeps his gun. And, presumably, all of his belongings. Can hold an infinite amount of objects, located in one's spandex shorts. Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "it defies conventional measurement". See also hammerspace
Spandex space can hide a multitude of sins . . .
Spandex space by Kuma February 26, 2004
Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai
"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."
Reeding by Kuma February 26, 2004