Definitions by kk shuffle

coronacoaster 

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.

I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.

coronacoaster by kk shuffle March 13, 2020

cologner 

n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.

Too bad Jeff's such a cologner, he's kinda cute.

cologner by kk shuffle December 24, 2016

selflessy 

N. A selfy taken with a celebrity, politician, etc. where the famous person submits to a selfy request with grace.

Omg Michy! Anthony Michael Hall is such a good guy! He just did a selflessy with me at LAX. He was going coach!!! selfy celebrity grace

selflessy by kk shuffle November 22, 2015

famwich 

famwich n. An arrangement where a family hugs with offspring in the middle of two parents, partners, etc.

It's been an awesome day with all of you. Let's have a famwich and go to bed. Get in here junior and prepare to be SQUEEZED!

famwich by kk shuffle March 19, 2014

textmate 

n. condition or situation where after texting another for hours and all topics have been thoroughly explored, no further texts, acronyms, emoticons, etc. are possible.

After text partner divulges unimaginable news to which one cannot respond. Akin to checkmate in chess.

I texted Matt for six hours last night, til we had nothing left to say. I was like textmate! I'm going to bed.

textmate by kk shuffle December 30, 2012