poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.
"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"
by kingsexy February 04, 2003
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Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures
"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."
by kingsexy February 04, 2003
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boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity
"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"
by kingsexy February 04, 2003
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