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cran

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

by kingdick April 30, 2005