The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
A fat bloated creature with transparent slimy flesh and a goofy smile. Loves bathing in expired fish sauce with a pinch of cockroach crisps. Diarrhea commonly chunky with clumps of purple liquid. Due to health problems, Bloobabies have 2 braincells that only knows the word "BLOOBABIE!" They all have serious diarrhea issues. Can gain up to 2000 pounds and pop their eyeballs out of their brain. Allergic to tummy-toast, lips will swole up like a helium balloon. In large quantities will be fatal.
"DORA, your new pet is pooping on the sofa again!" Tummy sighed.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
by kingcatIII January 01, 2023
Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!
Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
by kingcatIII July 21, 2024
Danielle: jhigabiffle! its raining and i wanted to play outside!!!
or
Julie: jhigabiffle! i got a job! im going to be RICH!
or
Julie: jhigabiffle! i got a job! im going to be RICH!
by kingcatIII December 28, 2022
A crappy internet provider that constantly throttles its speed and latency because its router gets too fucking hot.
by kingcatIII December 22, 2023