Definitions by king alfonzo

joint slay 

when two or more people slay simultaneously or with the assistance of one another

lizzo singing juice with harry styles was such a joint slay

joint slay by king alfonzo April 19, 2022

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

watch this space

a phrase commonly used by the king louis tomlinson

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you

watch this space by king alfonzo March 10, 2021

young and beautiful 

the best fanfic to ever exist. it’s far more superior than cringy het shit like After. it’s written by velvetoscar on ao3 and is about louis tomlinson and harry styles from 1d. instead of being closeted in one of the biggest bands in the world, the two attend an elitist boarding school.
it’s the most beautifully written slowburn to exist. originally based off of frat boy harry but prince harry is more accurate (in my opinion at least).
if velvetoscar doesn’t get this published, i’m doing it myself

idk about you man but i’m a slut for young and beautiful

young and beautiful by king alfonzo December 16, 2020