chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link
by king alfonzo September 27, 2021
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young and beautiful

the best fanfic to ever exist. it’s far more superior than cringy het shit like After. it’s written by velvetoscar on ao3 and is about louis tomlinson and harry styles from 1d. instead of being closeted in one of the biggest bands in the world, the two attend an elitist boarding school.
it’s the most beautifully written slowburn to exist. originally based off of frat boy harry but prince harry is more accurate (in my opinion at least).
if velvetoscar doesn’t get this published, i’m doing it myself
idk about you man but i’m a slut for young and beautiful
by king alfonzo December 16, 2020
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watch this space

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you
by king alfonzo March 10, 2021
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chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link
by king alfonzo September 27, 2021
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joint slay

when two or more people slay simultaneously or with the assistance of one another
lizzo singing juice with harry styles was such a joint slay
by king alfonzo April 19, 2022
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