being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink often leading to lewd and obnoxious behavior
My friend got a little too kehoed shooting doubles of jameson last night and ended up in the slammer.
to pursue quarry of ( the female variety) stealthily via the safety of facebook; using the website facebook to predictably recur or track; observing loose connections of the opposite sex persistently on facebook. (After gaining background info on the intended victim, to then approach them casually in an unassuming manner , and haphazardly and innocently mention, and agree with the ''victims'' preferences in regards to films, out-door sports, music etc.)
You should meet my new lady friend". "Oh, I feel like I already know her, I stayed home last night lutomskiing.