Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!

Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!

by kermit999 June 04, 2011

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009

happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person

Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?

by kermit999 June 19, 2011

friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)

wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places

by kermit999 November 22, 2011