kenny's definitions

snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"

BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"

by kenny October 23, 2002

poboy

1. A wonderful, tasty, sub sandwich consisting of various types of meat(s) and condiments.
2. A term to express great disbelief and disappointment.

1.I love me a poboy when I go to Jason's Deli!
2.Poboy, I just got whooped in Halo!

by Kenny August 2, 2004

ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.

What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.

by Kenny January 30, 2004

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

rax

to steal; borrow; mooch;
to take (from a friend)

"Can I rax one of those chips, dude?"

by Kenny March 10, 2003

kicker

A small party or kick-back. Typically drinking with close friends.

Jonny is having a kicker tonight. You can come but don't tell everyone about it.

by Kenny April 21, 2005

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003