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Definitions by kendigby
goon
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To
masturbate
, especially in an
obsessive
or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of
masturbating
energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At
the end
of a
hard day
, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to
go home
and have a goon.
goon
by
kendigby
November 2, 2011
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