kelly coyle's definitions

shithot

to be extremely good at something.
Imagine a steaming turd and how hot it is! Comparing someone's ability with the hotness.

That Tiger Woods is shithot at golf!

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

bulls

Round spherical objects commonly known as marbles. A kids playground game, also used when someome is speaking and you can't make out what they are saying.

Take the bulls oot yir mooth min and maybe al ken whit yir sayin!

by kelly coyle December 18, 2003

tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

bowfin'

Really stinky. Can be applied to a person or a bad smell. AQlso adescriptive word

Woahhhhhhh! That's bowfin!
That shirt is bowfin.
Also see howfin

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003