2 definitions by Keifer

sutherland

To pee in someones butt. Also known as the golden enema.
damn that was a bad night i think i got a sutherland.
by Keifer January 8, 2006
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crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa
"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"
by Keifer May 8, 2008
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