31 definitions by kate charlton

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

by kate charlton August 1, 2008

Motorbate

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by kate charlton August 8, 2008

smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

by kate charlton May 28, 2008