kasper's definitions

whiskey dick

when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.

last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.

by Kasper December 1, 2004

beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

grocktologist

its the man thats the guy and no one can do shit about it god dammit!!!!!!!

grocktologist ohhhh ohhhhhhttt

by Kasper December 1, 2004

badoonkadoonk

a bitch with a phat ass

ddddddaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnn yo that bitch got a hella badoonkadoonk

by Kasper March 28, 2004

brown bag special

getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!

damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special

by Kasper March 28, 2004

lynwood

ghetto town USA

lynwood is so fucking ghetto

by kasper September 22, 2006

redmar

Redmar is a stupid person which is always stupid. He likes to queef.

Redmarrrrrrr Redmarrrrrrr Redmaarrrrrrr

by Kasper April 2, 2005