Definitions by karl jr.

Mike Beejmaster 

A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.

"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."

-Mike Beejmaster

Mike Beejmaster by karl jr. April 4, 2013

Beejcake 

A beefcake lifeguard at the beach.

"Have you seen Mike since middle school? He's a Beejcake and a Beejmaster on the surf board."

Beejcake by karl jr. April 4, 2013

Beejmaster 

He's not just another banana hammock wearing accessory man, no, no. He's a boss surfer!

"Check out Mike Beejmaster riding the big mamma."

"Bitchen!"

Beejmaster by karl jr. April 4, 2013

Beej 

Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.

"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."

Beej by karl jr. April 4, 2013