karl hungus's definitions

english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.

"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”

by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020

wolf (v)

1. to take down a huge hand in poker (i.e. winning a hand by a landslide, a full house vs. one pair.)

2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex

1. He wolfed that pot, now he's sitting high with a boatload of chips.

2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.

by Karl Hungus February 16, 2004

dunch

A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").

I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.

by Karl Hungus December 3, 2003

Fuquet

When you just know you are better than fate, and irony and all that other predetermined or random nonsense that you just say 'Fuquet' chug some Wild Turkey and drive on into work. The world is yours to shit on, and you are above it all. The most self-important dumb bitch in county lock up with that big white ass that is screaming to get cracked open by the sisters.

Did you see that guy on the news? He got pulled for DUI on the drive to work. He told the cop 'it's ok, I'm on my way to the airfield, I'm the pilot'. Motherfucker just said Fuquet and did it live. Full send.

by Karl Hungus February 17, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024