Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 06, 2023
adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
by Karl Hungus October 06, 2020
A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").
by Karl Hungus December 04, 2003
The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.
by Karl Hungus November 05, 2004
a strawberry sundae is when you you cum on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.
***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***
***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***
so i was fucking this fat bitch, and she just wouldn't shut up so i gave her a strawberry sundae, fat chicks like those right?
by karl hungus February 08, 2005
verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.
***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.
***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***
friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?
chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.
chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.
by karl hungus February 08, 2005
As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 09, 2023