karl hungus's definitions

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

PCCG

Perma-Closeted Christian Gay: Not that there is anything wrong with that. PCCG is a term used to identify a gay man, who is in the closet, permanently. And perpetrates a Christian ideology, but in the back of his mind he is bottom and a half, getting tooled out by a unfriendly bear. A PCCG is often found felt shamed and guilty for his carnal pleasures that are stowed away deep in his proverbial closet.

Tyler hip checked that PCCG this morning at work, I swear he busted chub then ran off to cleanse his pipes.

by Karl Hungus October 2, 2023

Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

Cuck Buster

The guy who everybody knows, and ax's for by name when someone's wife needs busting out. He is also known as is Cuckoldus Bustemoutis. The cucks who need this service are usually uptight and hypertensive, and a large percentage have small heads and weiners, and shriveled balls.

Ole Cuck Buster was at it again, Staci called it with Amanda. She got tooled out like nobody's business and of course her husband paid the bill for lunch. Next thing you know, the kids will be calling him uncle Charlie.

by Karl Hungus March 18, 2023