kaosmoker 's definitions

Bibliomancy

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.

Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Camel up

Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).

Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.

by kaosmoker January 12, 2021

Skull

skull
skəl/
noun
1.
a framework of bone or cartilage enclosing the brain of a vertebrate; the skeleton of a person's or animal's head.

Get it thru your skull.

by kaosmoker September 29, 2018

Lama

la·ma
/ˈlämə/
noun
an honorific title applied to a spiritual leader in Tibetan Buddhism, whether a reincarnate lama (such as the Dalai Lama) or one who has earned the title in life.

The Mongols were interested in the religion of the lamas, especially since 1576, when Altan, khakan of the Tumeds, and his cousin summoned the chief lama of the most important monastery to visit him.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Bumfuzzle

To be confused, perplexed, or flustered or to cause confusion.

Alternatively dumfoozle.

Some of the words and definitions submitted to urban dictionary make me bumfuzzled.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018