kaosmoker 's definitions

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Lama

la·ma
/ˈlämə/
noun
an honorific title applied to a spiritual leader in Tibetan Buddhism, whether a reincarnate lama (such as the Dalai Lama) or one who has earned the title in life.

The Mongols were interested in the religion of the lamas, especially since 1576, when Altan, khakan of the Tumeds, and his cousin summoned the chief lama of the most important monastery to visit him.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Grammar Nazi

A person who comments on or corrects the grammar mistakes of others.

She is grammar nazi. Look at how upset she is becoming over a typo.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Bard

Bard
/bärd/
noun
a poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.

The bard sang of tales from far and wide in a hauntingly beautiful tone.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Camel up

Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).

Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.

by kaosmoker January 12, 2021

Bibliomancy

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.

Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018