Definitions by kangkai da king
Willy Wonka Squirt Machine
When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
Willy Wonka Squirt Machine by kangkai da king December 6, 2019