bonified

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".

1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

au naturale

misspelling of au naturel.

JSYK, it's not "au naturale", it's "au naturel".

by kadatz April 11, 2010

swav

misspelling of suave.

Um…"swav"? Did you mean "suave"?

by kadatz April 30, 2010

swive

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. Justin and Julie are swiving in the car / Justin and Julie swive every Friday night.

2. Justin is swiving Julie in the car / Justin and Julie swive each other every Friday night.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

squeeve

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

bonerify

1. tr.v. to induce a boner.

2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).

1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.

2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

by kadatz May 18, 2010