swinge

1. tr.v. to punch (someone).

2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.

3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.

4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.

1. He swinged me in the knob.

2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.

3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.

4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.

by kadatz June 07, 2010

shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

by kadatz May 12, 2010

out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

au naturale

misspelling of au naturel.

JSYK, it's not "au naturale", it's "au naturel".

by kadatz April 11, 2010

textible

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.

1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.

by kadatz May 19, 2010

gee wilikers

a variant spelling of gee willikers.

Gee wilikers, this movie's long!

by kadatz September 17, 2010

bonafied

a misspelling of bona fide.

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".

by kadatz May 19, 2010