out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

by kadatz May 12, 2010

gee whillikers

a variant spelling of gee willikers.

Gee whillikers! Lawd's mercy, put that gun away.

by kadatz September 17, 2010

gee willikers

a humorous or outdated extension of gee, which is a euphemism for Jesus.

Gee willikers, that wind's a-blowin'!

by kadatz September 16, 2010

half-naked

adj. shirtless; topless. (Used of both guys and girls.)

A mob of half-naked people ran out of the burning YMCA.

by kadatz May 11, 2010

swiff

v. to clean with a Swiffer product, such as a Swiffer Sweeper or a Swiffer WetJet; to sweep, mop, vacuum, or dust.

Compare German "schweifen", Old English "swīfan", and Icelandic "svífa", which all mean "to sweep".

My mom just swiffed the entryway, so make sure you take your shoes off.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".

He's a bonerified college student now!

by kadatz May 18, 2010