"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"
by k80theshade October 31, 2023
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
by k80theshade November 17, 2019
A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
by k80theshade February 25, 2017
Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
n. A guild in any one of various online games which exists solely to aid the guild leader and their IRL friends to progress in the game. Often there are limited or no advancement opportunities for anyone in the guild who is not acquainted with the guild leader in real life.
KATIE: I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Buddy Guild.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.
by k80theshade June 09, 2024
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025