Definitions by juan hunglow

Lummuxette 

Lummuxette is a female Lummux. A fat useless excuse for a lady person.

Look at that Lummuxette. Big fat pear shaped lump of lard, with the intelligence of a retarded Labrador.

Lummuxette by Juan Hunglow April 19, 2010

Bilbo 

A hobbits sex toy.

The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.

Bilbo by juan hunglow April 19, 2010

Adolfed 

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

Adolfed by Juan Hunglow April 14, 2010

Bouy 

A sex change for a fat lass

How does a fat lass get a sex change? Chuck her in a pool and she becomes a bouy!

Bouy by Juan Hunglow April 12, 2010

Office Fit 

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

Office Fit by Juan Hunglow April 5, 2010