Definitions by jphKelowna

Erectspectations 

To have an expectation that your partner can get an erection at the drop of a hat.

I cant deal with Sandy anymore, her erectspectations are to high. she treats me like a piece of meat

Erectspectations by jphkelowna September 8, 2010

Smart tard 

A high functioning retard.

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)

Smart tard by jphkelowna May 13, 2010