2 definitions by joshgarrido

Lauren

Lauren is instantly intriguing and mesmerising and once your engrossed in her world, she'll spit you back out like a piece of fucking trash. She is a sly, cunning, manipulative bitch. She will sleep with everyone you hold dear to you just to get to you. She will do anything to hurt you. A Lauren is a sociopath and you would do well to stay away. (She also great at head so if you are going to socialise with her, only do it for that)

You see that girl over there? That's Lauren. She's a slag, let's hope she gets corona hahahahah

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020

Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)

Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020