twinkie fucker

someone who has anal or vaginal intercourse with twinkies.
"you are one sick twinkie fucker"
by josh mcnugget December 04, 2007
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cock holster

someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.
dont touch me, cock holster
by josh mcnugget December 04, 2007
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