twinkie fucker

someone who has anal or vaginal intercourse with twinkies.

"you are one sick twinkie fucker"

by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

cock holster

someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.

dont touch me, cock holster

by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007