Definitions by josh mcnugget

cock holster 

someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.

dont touch me, cock holster

cock holster by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

twinkie fucker 

someone who has anal or vaginal intercourse with twinkies.

"you are one sick twinkie fucker"

twinkie fucker by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007