jonny bogroll the eigth's definitions

pigshitter

A police officer or pig, who is either corrupt or cannot do a proper job. A waste of taxpayers dosh

That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders

by jonny bogroll the eigth August 20, 2021

publicshitter

A local government or central government employee who either does little or no work, does their work badly or takes backhanders.

I got my planning application through. I gave the planning officer a backhander therefore he is a publicshitter

by jonny bogroll the eigth August 24, 2021

left trouser legger

a freemason

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger

by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024

Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022