jon k's definitions

twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

by Jon K September 28, 2003

kablingy

Money

What are you gonna do with all that kablingy?

by Jon K September 14, 2003

puusy

Deliberate (or sometimes accidental) mis-spelling of the word pussy. Can be used as an alternative, in a jokey way.

You've got a nice puusy.

by Jon K February 15, 2004

ab fab

Abbreviation of the BBC comedy show Absolutely Fabulous, one of the best British comedy shows of the '90's (and still is).

The new series of Ab Fab was great, just like the previous four.

by Jon K September 2, 2004

dmy

Don't Mess Yourself

"OK, calm down, DMY!"

by Jon K May 21, 2003

Julian Clary

Camp TV host/personality and actor, best-known for his outrageous dress sense and use of innuendos in nearly everything he says. Probably one of the funniest people on TV, and has been for ages.

Some people find Julian Clary funny, some don't.

by Jon K October 26, 2003

titicaca

Nickname given to a minor character from Absolutely Fabulous, who is Saffy's best friend. Only ever used by her mother, Edina, the main character in the show.

'Will you make Titicaca shut up for a minute, darling!'

by Jon K August 3, 2003