17 definitions by johnny pot smoker

Ronaldinho

1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.

"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."

by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003

flexible

Prince.

"Prince is very... flexible, so I've heard"

by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003